Actually Insane Waterproof Vinyl Sticker

I'll calm down when I know how to calm down. How do you calm down, again?

Details:

• about 3' × 3" in high-gloss vinyl

• Dishwasher-safe, weatherproof, and fade-resistant, hand-lettered and professionally printed in bright colors

* Designed & printed by Colette Paperie—spreading comedic coping skills since 2009.

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